Some bad jokes ;)

[Toothlesswun]

Little old man walks into a deli and reads the menu board, hotdog .50, hamburger with fries $2.50 , Hand Job $5.00. He looks behind the counter and see's a gorgeous young woman, he calls her over and quietly asks her, are you the one who gives the hand jobs? she says yes, to which he replies, Great wash your hands and go make me a hamburger with fries.

 

[Toothlesswun]

What do you call a T-rex mixed with a pig ?( Jurassic Pork)

 

[Toothlesswun]

Why does a pollock only have sex laying on his back ? ( Because all he knows how to do is **** up)

 

[rlmblm21]

What's the best time to go to the dentist?

Tooth-hurty.

 

[Toothlesswun]

A lonely business man on a trip decides to hire an escort, it goes well and she gives him the price list, oral $100, anal $500. he cant spend $500 so he goes for the oral, its the best he has ever had, next night he calls the same escort over and decided he has to go for the anal, it is amazing. he calls her for the third night and he asks how much for the vag and she states if I HAD ONE OF THOSE i would be a millionaire !

 

[Toothlesswun]

What does a 13 year old girl say right after loosing her virginity ( roll off of me daddy your crushing my cigarettes)

 

[Farmer 2]

A lonely business man on a trip decides to hire an escort, it goes well and she gives him the price list, oral $100, anal $500. he cant spend $500 so he goes for the oral, its the best he has ever had, next night he calls the same escort over and decided he has to go for the anal, it is amazing. he calls her for the third night and he asks how much for the vag and she states if I HAD ONE OF THOSE i would be a millionaire !

That ain’t right it’s funny but it ain’t right

 

[sniper22]

That ain’t right it’s funny but it ain’t right

It's probably more true than we want to know...

 

[Farmer 2]

Pollock ask his friend how to pick up girls his friend said put a big tater in your pants the next night the pollock saw his friend in the bar he came up and said it ain’t working their all laughing at me. His friend said you are a idiot the tater goes in front of your pants not in the back

 

[Toothlesswun]

What did one lesbian frog say to the other lesbian frog? (We really do taste like chicken)