Stoned/Drunk Thoughts

OttoMan · Apr 7, 2025

lostchild said:
Speaking of, I worked with a guy years ago, he was deeply religious. Not a "thumper", but had firm beliefs. He was married to a bitch that would cut him off for weeks at a time. Because of his beliefs, he wouldn't rub one out (biiblical "spilling seed" and all) , so when he got backed up he'd go to his doctor. Said the doc would get him naked on his elbows and knees on the exam table, glove up, and massage his prostate 'til he blew his wad. Somehow made it OK in his mind.
That guy was good as gold, but had some deep psychological scarring. Probably 'cause of the story he used to tell about how being a depression-era child, his parents were suffering financially. They packed up to move, told the then 8 year-old kid and his 6 year old sister to wait for them on the front porch, they'd drive around and pick them up. Last they ever saw of them.

What a story. In my crazy thoughts I saw so many crazy scenes, JUST reading this... :sad: