Stoned/Drunk Thoughts

[basstracker89]

Drunk Redneck Shooting competition:
My farm.
BYOB or Smoke
Non drinkers can watch.
Start at 1000 yards. One warm up shot. One for score. Walk and drink to see where you hit target.

Move target 100 yards closer. Drink while walking to back shoot. Practice warm up and one for score.

Repeat until we decide who the drunkest or stoned is.

Stop when we get to 100 yards.

Who's in?

No spring fed lake, no go.........

 

[boinky]

No spring fed lake, no go.........

20 ac Carolina Bay. Ogeechee River and Blue Springs ain't far.

My neighbor said he would move his trailer too. I told him it would be fine, probably too drunk after first round anyways.

 

[Jamescg]

 

[boinky]

Good news. Neighbor said it was no problem moving the trailer. His name is Manny and he is Mexican. Doesn't speak much English but he knows a bunch of Mexicans who have not been deported. News get even better. He had 22 living in the double wide, but his currently family were the only legal ones. So, he has plenty of room to spend the night. He also plans to make his cowboy special. In Spanish he calls it Gringo: Chupame la polla. Either way its delicious. He has made it for me once or twice, ironically my yard dogs and cats go missing. Odd.

He has 3 daughters if your single.

 

[Tony2X]

 

[lokidogg]

Took a big dab hit before my hunt.....Got lost on my way to my stand. What a difference 30 feet makes in the dark.

 

[basstracker89]

Took a big dab hit before my hunt.....Got lost on my way to my stand. What a difference 30 feet makes in the dark.

Everything looks different in the dark!! If I know I'm going to my stand in the dark, I blaze the trail. Makes life easier

 

[aFarewellToKings]

Took a big dab hit before my hunt.....Got lost on my way to my stand. What a difference 30 feet makes in the dark.

As long as you didn't climb a tree and try to sit down.

 

[Tony2X]

 

[lokidogg]

i buy bulk