Poor red wine on it. Get some on the couch too.
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The Bad Advice Thread.
- Thread starter TxBoyX2
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Your girlfriend should be the best stain remover. Have her worry about it, it's her blood anyways.
Are you sure he shouldn't just burn the house down in a really obvious way, then file for the insurance?
bwahahahahahahaha!! ok, that had me rollin lol!! oh man....i hope she never sees this lol.
ok, someone do another one lol.
Stick the barrel of a gun down your pants and pull the trigger. The muzzle blast will kill them off.
Hydrochloric acid. Apply alot of it, and give it about 20 mins for effect.
Shave one half of your sack, set the other side on fire and use an ice pick to kill the fleeing crabs.
