The Bad Advice Thread.

[ARCman47]

 

[user 71]

quick! i need advice what to do!!! it really rang!!!!

Lube sphincter first, answer door second

 

[Powderdry]

What precautions should i take for a BASE jump?

 

[Aikibiker65]

What precautions should i take for a BASE jump?

Lip balm! Chapped lips are a huge issue for BASE jumpers. Other than that, nothing to worry about at all! Have fun!

 

[BHJ]

What precautions should i take for a BASE jump?

Be sure and tie about 60' of rope to something solid on the base before you jump. Tie the other end around your waist. This way if your chute doesn't open you wont fall too far.

 

[user 71]

What precautions should i take for a BASE jump?

Take an umbrella as a backup. I saw that **** in Mary Poppins once. It really works.

 

[Powderdry]

You guys suck

 

[jimmythegem]

Tap it, should fall right out.

"That what she said"

 

[jimmythegem]

SOAP?

GO HEAD, PICK IT UP

 

[zesty]

Dear ODT,
My wife says she wants me to use the back door every so often. For some reason, she's shocked when I actually do walk in the back door when I get home from work. She seems to get more and more annoyed. Please help.