The Bad Advice Thread.

[offbeat404]

Dear ODT,
My wife says she wants me to use the back door every so often..

 

[user 71]

Dear ODT,
My wife says she wants me to use the back door every so often. For some reason, she's shocked when I actually do walk in the back door when I get home from work. She seems to get more and more annoyed. Please help.

You shock her from the back door?

Shocker to the back door.

 

[Aikibiker65]

Surprise but sects at 4am. That'll teach her about the back door.

Robbaz! Is that you?

 

[Aikibiker65]

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You guys suck

Hey, at least you don't have chapped lips!

 

[Byte Stryke]

Surprise but sects at 4am. That'll teach her about the back door.

I tried that one morning, Slapped the wife on her Bum later that day and asked her how it was. She gave me a confused look.
The dog is oddly distant and fearful of me.

what do I Do?

 

[TxBoyX2]

I tried that one morning, Slapped the wife on her Bum later that day and asked her how it was. She gave me a confused look.
The dog is oddly distant and fearful of me.

what do I Do?

Buy the dog something pretty.

 

[user 71]

I tried that one morning, Slapped the wife on her Bum later that day and asked her how it was. She gave me a confused look.
The dog is oddly distant and fearful of me.

what do I Do?

Peanut butter on your wife's bum. Two birds, one stone.

 

[AirOpsMgr]

I tried that one morning, Slapped the wife on her Bum later that day and asked her how it was. She gave me a confused look.
The dog is oddly distant and fearful of me.

what do I Do?

Shave your wife's ass to avoid future confusion

 

[user 71]

Shave your wife's ass to avoid future confusion

Big LOL here...nice!

 

[offbeat404]

Shave your wife's ass to avoid future confusion

LOL!!