The Lone Ranger and Tonto were camped in the desert. After they got
their tent all set up, both men fell sound asleep.
Some hours later, Tonto wakes the Lone Ranger and says, 'Kemo Sabe,
look towards sky, what you see? '
'The Lone Ranger replies, 'I see millions of stars.'
"What that tell you?' asked Tonto.
The Lone Ranger ponders for a moment then says,
'Astronomically speaking, it tells me there are millions of galaxies and potentially billions of planets.
Astrologically, it tells me that Saturn is in Leo.
Time wise, it appears to be approximately a quarter past three in
the morning.
Theologically, the Lord is all-powerful and we are small and
insignificant. Meteorologically, it seems we will have a beautiful day
tomorrow.
What's it tell you, Tonto?'
'You dumber than buffalo ****. It means someone stole the tent'
their tent all set up, both men fell sound asleep.
Some hours later, Tonto wakes the Lone Ranger and says, 'Kemo Sabe,
look towards sky, what you see? '
'The Lone Ranger replies, 'I see millions of stars.'
"What that tell you?' asked Tonto.
The Lone Ranger ponders for a moment then says,
'Astronomically speaking, it tells me there are millions of galaxies and potentially billions of planets.
Astrologically, it tells me that Saturn is in Leo.
Time wise, it appears to be approximately a quarter past three in
the morning.
Theologically, the Lord is all-powerful and we are small and
insignificant. Meteorologically, it seems we will have a beautiful day
tomorrow.
What's it tell you, Tonto?'
'You dumber than buffalo ****. It means someone stole the tent'
