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>>>> Obama and Michelle are at the White Sox baseball game
>>>>
>>>> sitting in the first row with the Secret Service seated
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>>>> directly behind them.[/FONT]
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>>>> One of the Secret Service agents leans forward and says
>>>>
>>>> something to the president.
>>>>
>>>>
>>>> Obama stares at the agent, looks at Michelle, looks back at
>>>>
>>>> the agent, and shakes his head no.
>>>>
>>>>
>>>> The agent then says, âMr. President, it was a request
>>>>
>>>> from the team owner who is a big campaign contributor and
>>>>
>>>> the fans will love itâ!
>>>>
>>>>
>>>> So, Obama shrugs and says, âWell, if it will help my
>>>>
>>>> poll numbers.â
>>>>
>>>>
>>>> He gets up, grabs Michelle by her collar and the seat of her
>>>>
>>>> pants, and throws her right over the railing into the field.
>>>>
>>>> She gets up kicking, screaming and swearing.
>>>>
>>>>
>>>> The crowd goes wild; cheering, applauding, and high-fiving.
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[FONT="]>>>> Obama is bowing and smiling, and leans over to the agent and
>>>>
>>>> says âYou were right. I would have never believed
>>>>
>>>> thatâ!
>>>>
>>>>
>>>> Noticing the agent has gone totally pale, Obama asks what
>>>>
>>>> was wrong.
>>>>
>>>>
>>>> The agent replies, âSir, I said they want you to throw
>>>>
>>>> out the first PITCH!"
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>>>> Obama and Michelle are at the White Sox baseball game
>>>>
>>>> sitting in the first row with the Secret Service seated
>>>>
>>>> directly behind them.[/FONT]
[FONT="]>>>>
>>>> One of the Secret Service agents leans forward and says
>>>>
>>>> something to the president.
>>>>
>>>>
>>>> Obama stares at the agent, looks at Michelle, looks back at
>>>>
>>>> the agent, and shakes his head no.
>>>>
>>>>
>>>> The agent then says, âMr. President, it was a request
>>>>
>>>> from the team owner who is a big campaign contributor and
>>>>
>>>> the fans will love itâ!
>>>>
>>>>
>>>> So, Obama shrugs and says, âWell, if it will help my
>>>>
>>>> poll numbers.â
>>>>
>>>>
>>>> He gets up, grabs Michelle by her collar and the seat of her
>>>>
>>>> pants, and throws her right over the railing into the field.
>>>>
>>>> She gets up kicking, screaming and swearing.
>>>>
>>>>
>>>> The crowd goes wild; cheering, applauding, and high-fiving.
>>>>[/FONT]
[FONT="]>>>> Obama is bowing and smiling, and leans over to the agent and
>>>>
>>>> says âYou were right. I would have never believed
>>>>
>>>> thatâ!
>>>>
>>>>
>>>> Noticing the agent has gone totally pale, Obama asks what
>>>>
>>>> was wrong.
>>>>
>>>>
>>>> The agent replies, âSir, I said they want you to throw
>>>>
>>>> out the first PITCH!"
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