The Official dumb things you've seen in listings thread

[Radar363]

Add selling a gun for $450-$500, with a link, to a site for a description of the gun, where they sell it brand new for $399, with free shipping.

No paper trail 'upcharge'...

Cancer Cure is Known!

That isn't for sail. ...cause .gov says no money in it.

 

[41mag]

Sometimes you can't help it

You’re correct !

I'm getting older and their getting lower. I can't help it. It's not my fault.

And you are right as well....

It's a known problem with us older men. Or so I've heard.

It is a problem with US older guys....the bad parts include dragging them on the seat when you slide outta the truck, getting them to tuck into tighter blue jeans, and when you shift them around (or ‘adjust’ ) one just hangs on the outside of your underwear and the other goes where it is suppose to....it’s uncomfortable as hell as much as it is funny looking to anyone watching you ‘re-adjust’ while in pain !

 

[Kahrnut]

Item Description: "we all know what it looks like"...(no pics, or description; here come the questions)

 

[Kahrnut]

Pistol hasn't sold after relisting for a month, so up the price 5%.

 

[lostchild]

Pistol hasn't sold after relisting for a month, so up the price 5%.

Advertising costs.

 

[deller]

No hand, neck or face tats and no metal in your face.

 

[Kahrnut]

No hand, neck or face tats and no metal **** in your face.

Damn, how did I miss that?!

 

[deller]

Damn, how did I miss that?!

Some guy just listed a gun he refuses to do business with anyone with the tats and metal. I've ask him if my Grill would be an issue but he hasn't gotten back with me.

 

[deller]

Anyone who's ever done a deal with me is either going WTF or cracking up over my " Grill " comment.

 

[Kahrnut]

Some guy just listed a gun he refuses to do business with anyone with the tats and metal. I've ask him if my Grill would be an issue but he hasn't gotten back with me.