What did Kermit the Frog say after Jim Henson died?
NOTHING.
NOTHING.
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How does a mermaid wash her fins?
With Tide.
With Tide.
I was going to tell a chemistry joke…
But I didn’t know what reaction I’d get.
But I didn’t know what reaction I’d get.
Why are divorces so expensive???
Cause they’re worth it!!!!
Cause they’re worth it!!!!
Why do women smile so much at their wedding?
They know they’ve given their last blowjob….
They know they’ve given their last blowjob….
What stops a woman from having sex???
A wedding cake.
A wedding cake.
My wife once told me she was cutting me off!
I said you can’t cut me off, you don’t know where I’m getting it…
I said you can’t cut me off, you don’t know where I’m getting it…
How is marriage like a Three Ring Circus?
First you get the Engagement Ring.
Then comes the Wedding Ring.
Then you get the Suffering.
First you get the Engagement Ring.
Then comes the Wedding Ring.
Then you get the Suffering.
So, I just ordered a chicken and an egg off Amazon...
I'll let you know....
I'll let you know....
