The short and bad Dad joke thread

[Vaultboy404]

Have you seen the clown that hides from gay people?

 

[BLIP]

Have you seen the clown that hides from gay people?

Yes ..

 

[BLIP]

I work part time in a convenience store that sells a lot of vaping products people are constantly asking me about the flavors. Guy pointed to one called wedding cake and asked me what it tasted like.




"Exactly like defeat" was my answer.

 

[aFarewellToKings]

Where does dad keep all his dad jokes?






In his dad-a-base!

 

[aFarewellToKings]

This girl said she recognized me from the vegetarian club.




But I'd never met herbivore.

 

[aFarewellToKings]

What happens when a rainbow goes bad?




It's sent to prism.




But, it's always a light sentence.

 

[geezer]

Was it bad Dad jokes, or Dads telling bad jokes?

 

[Lowrecoil]

I asked a guy how he kept his dog from begging for scraps



he said he lets his wife do the cooking

 

[basstracker89]

Why do women close their eyes during sex?




Can't stand to see a man have a good time......

Ain't that the truth....

 

[basstracker89]

I asked a guy how he kept his dog from begging for scraps



he said he lets his wife do the cooking

LOL, glad I'm not in that boat......