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greg vess

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My nephew is doing his residency and some hospital in southern Georgia somewhere. So he's in their assisting the surgeon on operation a week or so ago and they're in the surgeon requires to be absolutely quiet with no music or anything distracting him at all.

So my nephew just really gets bored starts to go up and down on his tippy toes kind of like working out your calves. The surgeon gets inflamed and rips him for distracting him and says that " you are in my peripheral and it's really taking away from his focus.". Well the clown that my nephew is says oh I'm sorry I have little calves, I'm just working out my little calves. And the surgeon rips him again and just says " stop you've got to stop that! ". So move on to an hour or two later they meet up in the hall again and the surgeon stops him. The surgeon says " little calves! I've heard every excuse in the book for distracting me in the operating room but I've never heard Little Calves. That's the best one I've heard yet. ". 🤣 So now every time the surgeon passes him in the hospital or in the cafeteria he says " What's up little calves! ". LOL

You have got to understand that my nephew is the funniest person I've ever known. He comes up with something funny and off the wall for every question, comment or statement. And it's usually just straight up sarcastic! He's usually so brazen with it the actually said that to a head surgeon during an operation. That takes some cojones! He just doesn't give a hoot!
 
My nephew is doing his residency and some hospital in southern Georgia somewhere. So he's in their assisting the surgeon on operation a week or so ago and they're in the surgeon requires to be absolutely quiet with no music or anything distracting him at all.

So my nephew just really gets bored starts to go up and down on his tippy toes kind of like working out your calves. The surgeon gets inflamed and rips him for distracting him and says that " you are in my peripheral and it's really taking away from his focus.". Well the clown that my nephew is says oh I'm sorry I have little calves, I'm just working out my little calves. And the surgeon rips him again and just says " stop you've got to stop that! ". So move on to an hour or two later they meet up in the hall again and the surgeon stops him. The surgeon says " little calves! I've heard every excuse in the book for distracting me in the operating room but I've never heard Little Calves. That's the best one I've heard yet. ". 🤣 So now every time the surgeon passes him in the hospital or in the cafeteria he says " What's up little calves! ". LOL

You have got to understand that my nephew is the funniest person I've ever known. He comes up with something funny and off the wall for every question, comment or statement. And it's usually just straight up sarcastic! He's usually so brazen with it the actually said that to a head surgeon during an operation. That takes some cojones! He just doesn't give a hoot!
Please PM me your nephew's name and the name of his hospital. Want to make sure I don't ever have to have surgery with a clown in the OR.
 
My nephew is doing his residency and some hospital in southern Georgia somewhere. So he's in their assisting the surgeon on operation a week or so ago and they're in the surgeon requires to be absolutely quiet with no music or anything distracting him at all.

So my nephew just really gets bored starts to go up and down on his tippy toes kind of like working out your calves. The surgeon gets inflamed and rips him for distracting him and says that " you are in my peripheral and it's really taking away from his focus.". Well the clown that my nephew is says oh I'm sorry I have little calves, I'm just working out my little calves. And the surgeon rips him again and just says " stop you've got to stop that! ". So move on to an hour or two later they meet up in the hall again and the surgeon stops him. The surgeon says " little calves! I've heard every excuse in the book for distracting me in the operating room but I've never heard Little Calves. That's the best one I've heard yet. ". 🤣 So now every time the surgeon passes him in the hospital or in the cafeteria he says " What's up little calves! ". LOL

You have got to understand that my nephew is the funniest person I've ever known. He comes up with something funny and off the wall for every question, comment or statement. And it's usually just straight up sarcastic! He's usually so brazen with it the actually said that to a head surgeon during an operation. That takes some cojones! He just doesn't give a hoot!
It’s a family trait
 
My father, my sister and myself have always been cut ups. My mom had a six sense of humor but only let it out rarely because she was a straight arrow Christian but when she did it almost grossed me out.

I their family Tony the father laid back, very soft spoken and just doesn't say much at all. Very reserved person. He graduated from West point with a degree in nuclear physics if that gives you any idea of the kind of person he is. So all the funny business is from my side of the family.

My best friend said I am one of the funniest person he's ever known. But you have to get to know me for a while before I open up and cut loose. I used to be a lot funnier when I was in high school and through my 20s and 30s but I've settled down some now, a lot really. He can tell me every time I was funny and delivers the quote verbatim. It makes me laugh for 30 minutes and I don't even remember doing it. Back then it was just something I did and I didn't even put any thought into it and it wasn't even funny to me at the time. I don't know how he remembers all that like he does.
 
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