Things Parents Use To Say..........................

[Bear44]

"Wake up! The Sun's cracking the rocks and we're burning daylight."

 

[harrycalahan]

There's no way you could come from my loins.

 

[fattboyzz]

Don't cross your eyes, they'll get stuck like that.

 

[fattboyzz]

If you go near the road soap sally's gonna get you !

 

[C.J. LaFrance]

I brought you into this world and I can take you out of it too!

 

[WallsGa]

Go ahead....Report me for child abuse. By the time they get here, you WILL have been abused.

 

[palmettomoon]

Where did you get that? Dad: "the gittin' place!"

 

[SAR 6114]

“I’m sick and tired”

I’m thirsty. (Mom) I’m Friday how are you?

 

[Falcon1]

“I’m hungry”

“Hi hungry I’m dad”

 

[Granite3]

IF was Brains were Dynamite, you couldn't blow your nose!