Things that are hard to say when you are drunk

[BIKER13]

 

[BDR1]

Most of them I can't say STONE COLD SOBER...lol

 

[Grdbreaker]

"I'll TAKE IT" AIN"T ONE!

 

[Justin87]

Exactly why I quit drinking.

 

[Glorfindel]

“What seems to be the Officer, Problem?”

 

[Macvan]

I have a tree climbing car Officer..... It did that all by itself of course I wasn't driving

 

[Ruger34]

No!

 

[BDR1]

HIDE THE LAW,THE LIQUOR IS HERE

 

[tremmer]

“Hey, I apologize. A fist fight isn’t going to solve anything, let me buy y’all boys a round.”

 

[USMC033run]

Telling the wife to... "Get in the kitchen and make me a sammich". Wait, I have a hard time even saying that sober.