Things you see that make you feel old

[NY63]

That happens a lot around here.

 

[richs]

When I see an attractive young woman and then realize that I have boots older than she is.

^ This ^ <-- and also underwear that's older then that same attractive woman...

When you get a new hire at work and Figure out that I started working here before he was born.

^ and this ^

And when I see gray hair in places I never use to have hair... and places I use to have hair are now nice and shiny.

 

[ECJ62]

I feel old because I don't know what kind of Dr., Dre is? Proctologist?

 

[ECJ62]

You will truely know you are old if your entire family leaves the house and you don't bother to crack off a batch(fap).

 

[Willy Leadwell]

I feel old because I don't know what kind of Dr., Dre is? Proctologist?

He's a Doctor of beats and rhymes...

 

[BHJ]

When you get a new hire at work and Figure out that I started working here before he was born.

^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
This
Just change it to: Way before he was born.

 

[BIKER13]

I feel old because I don't know what kind of Dr., Dre is? Proctologist?

He's really not much of anything

 

[albatros43]

He's really not much of anything

What's funny is he'll be forever known as the headphone guy instead of the "Nothin' but a G Thang" guy.

 

[timbgtm]

I feel older when, it's cold, rainy.

 

[mfoster]

The fm converter you could plug into your am radio in your car, when you had to roll the window down,no ac in car,only rich folks had Cadillac