This might belong in Law & Order.....

[palmettomoon]

In Michigan, a crossdresser loses a case against his ex, whom he sued for discarding a jar containing his former pair of testicles that he kept in the fridge.💢🤡🌎 #wakeupamerica #wakeupworld #bydesign #wemuststandtogether #mentalillness 🔴Calling all

In Michigan, a crossdresser loses a case against his ex, whom he sued for discarding a jar containing his former pair of testicles that he kept in the fridge.💢🤡🌎 #wakeupamerica #wakeupworld #bydesign...

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[THREEJAYS]

 

[lostchild]

‘Honey, have you seen my nuts? They were right here between the olives and cocktail onions.’

 

[BHPSteel]

Can't everyone lose this case?

 

[geezer]

That’s nuts.

 

[aFarewellToKings]

That’s nuts.

That's cold!

 

[Freshly Minted Georgian!]

I’m mean, what was s/he saving em for? Hor d’oevres? Maybe fashionable earrings for that one special cocktail dress?

 

[BH-ATL]

I am surprised they didn't ask the toy dog she brought any questions. How do we know if dog didn't eat them?

 

[THREEJAYS]

If the guy wanted to keep them safe he should have kept them in a nice warm spot close to his water spicket

 

[thevalueman]

what's the shelf life of removed nuts???