Truth, and who tells it

[41mag]

Six Flags had a ride in the late 70's, The Great Gasp I think it was called, parachutes on lines that allowed a bit of free fall before the brakes arrested the basket's fall near the ground. Me and Danny Robinson were standing in line and two unfortunately large females clambered onto a basket and barely got the seat belts around their girth, but to no avail. The ride's gears kept stripping and slipping, the basket under tremendous strain kept rising a few feet then plummeting to the ground, rise a few feet then plummet. It just wasn't going to take the two girls up to the top, no way.

A little kid, about 6 or 7 years of age standing nearby watching this spectacle, shouts out, "Dey TOO FAT! Dey TOO FAT! It won't go up!"

LOL, we about pissed ourselves laughing at him.

Bwahahaha !! I wish I was there ….. I bet that was funny.
I make fun of myself a lot…I’m a fat azz and I knows it. I try to keep it down as best as I can, being as physically screwed up as I am it’s hard to exercise very much. ( I know, that is a hella excuse! LOL )
But I damned sure don’t make the rides at SixFlags fail !! LMAO 🤣

 

[palmettomoon]

Bwahahaha !! I wish I was there ….. I bet that was funny.
I make fun of myself a lot…I’m a fat azz and I knows it. I try to keep it down as best as I can, being as physically screwed up as I am it’s hard to exercise very much. ( I know, that is a hella excuse! LOL )
But I damned sure don’t make the rides at SixFlags fail !! LMAO 🤣

I think I'd just hop out of it and slink home, LOL!

Those girls were lucky it happened in the 70's before everyone on the planet had a video camera in their pocket! That clip would have gone viral.

 

[41mag]

I think I'd just hop out of it and slink home, LOL!

You know it…..with the head hanging very low too !!

 

[DinkyDau]

Truth I saw a girl maybe 25 in walmart years ago wearing spandex yoga pants, with mighty fine Camel toe on display. I turned the cart around at sporting goods counter, to get a better look. As she came into view and as I enjoyed the mighty fine view, I took out the middle Isle display box..I looked at the employee and apologized and he said I agree and understand..But the story doesn't end there. As I approached my truck in the parking lot, standing next to their truck by mine.....They turned and again I was blessed with one fine view.. I said..... you Sir are blessed and he tipped his hat.

 

[Rougaroux73]

I think I'd just hop out of it and slink home, LOL!

Those girls were lucky it happened in the 70's before everyone on the planet had a video camera in their pocket! That clip would have gone viral

Yep they do not hide much

 

[basstracker89]

Six Flags had a ride in the late 70's, The Great Gasp I think it was called, parachutes on lines that allowed a bit of free fall before the brakes arrested the basket's fall near the ground. Me and Danny Robinson were standing in line and two unfortunately large females clambered onto a basket and barely got the seat belts around their girth, but to no avail. The ride's gears kept stripping and slipping, the basket under tremendous strain kept rising a few feet then plummeting to the ground, rise a few feet then plummet. It just wasn't going to take the two girls up to the top, no way.

A little kid, about 6 or 7 years of age standing nearby watching this spectacle, shouts out, "Dey TOO FAT! Dey TOO FAT! It won't go up!"

LOL, we about pissed ourselves laughing at him.

LOL, one at a time........LOL

 

[Rougaroux73]

LOL, one at a time

Guess the switchman was testing the weight limit that day.

 

[basstracker89]

Guess the switchman was testing the weight limit that day.

LOL, it wasn't a test.........