Unoffical "Florida Man" thread

[canoecanoe]

Best thread I have seen this year!

 

[TresMonos]

A Florida man is accused of setting his girlfriend’s car on fire and staging it as a Donald Trump-inspired hate crime before faking his own kidnapping, police said.

http://www.washingtontimes.com/news/2016/dec/13/florida-man-fakes-trump-inspired-hate-crime-own-ab/

 

[HERMET]

 

[Nate]

I thought this was gonna be a thread of homosexual sports fans

 

[Nate]

So much win in this thread

 

[Lobo1]

I could understand at Taco Bell,,,,,,, But Burger King??????

 

[aFarewellToKings]

http://www.fox13news.com/news/local-news/225000739-story

The conclusion to Rambo the Gator!

I wonder if she looks like Betty White (the movie Lake Placid).
"He is scared of the outside noises like birds" -

 

[Grdbreaker]

Best thread I have seen this year!

It delivers!

 

[TresMonos]

It delivers!

Well...notsomuch for these Florida Men....

hhttp://www.palmbeachpost.com/news/crime--law/deputies-florida-man-robs-pizza-delivery-man-then-soils-himself/vttw11YCBgSwmwXWTsmpwO/

http://www.foxnews.com/food-drink/2...ering-pizza-over-excessive-prank-calling.html

 

[TresMonos]

Not to be outdone, I give you Florida WOMAN....