Guy goes to see the doctor with a very unusual medical condition.
"Hey Doc, I am very concerned by the fact my penis has turned bright orange"
"Let's take a look at the issue"
After close examination the doctor says : "I am very concerned but I am not sure exactly what is causing this condition" "I think there is a procedure that may cure you but it is very expensive and you risk losing the use of it."
"I am not sure I want to take that risk right now, are there any other option?"
"Not that I can think of, but you can think on it and get back to me later if you want to do it"
As the patient is getting dressed and ready to leave the doctor asks, "So what do you do for a living?"
The man says, "I'm a computer programmer'
"Oh really, what does that entail"
"Well, mainly I just sit around the house eating Cheetos and watching internet porn"
"Hey Doc, I am very concerned by the fact my penis has turned bright orange"
"Let's take a look at the issue"
After close examination the doctor says : "I am very concerned but I am not sure exactly what is causing this condition" "I think there is a procedure that may cure you but it is very expensive and you risk losing the use of it."
"I am not sure I want to take that risk right now, are there any other option?"
"Not that I can think of, but you can think on it and get back to me later if you want to do it"
As the patient is getting dressed and ready to leave the doctor asks, "So what do you do for a living?"
The man says, "I'm a computer programmer'
"Oh really, what does that entail"
"Well, mainly I just sit around the house eating Cheetos and watching internet porn"
lol!
