Weather tonight

[Ballvina]

OK, everyone in the path of this storm, here are your reminders.

1- Don't sleep naked tonight- people will already be traumatized from the storm if it happens we don't need to see you on live news reports unclothed
2- if youre interviewed by the news keep it classy - we don't need to know about your meth lab loss or that cooter or junior lost their weed bong in the storm.
3- if you wear bras and dentures - sleep in them tonight we don't need you running around toothless until you find them.
4- last but definitely not least- don't wear your "Dale Earnhardt lives on" t- shirt to tell fox news about your motor being sucked up in the funnel cloud.

Make the south proud and stay safe

Seriously, hope everyone stays safe 🙏

 

[CrzTyler]

Y’all holler at me if your “insurance” company tries to bend you over a barrel after this thing passes.
Praying no more lives are lost through this

 

[Fatal_Bert]

Hopefully I can get enough damage to my house for a fat insurance check (roof needs replacing soon anyways) but not enough damage to traumatize my family.

 

[alexs2006]

You’re twisted Bert. 😂😂😂

 

[dhal22]

Y’all holler at me if your “insurance” company tries to bend you over a barrel after this thing passes.
Praying no more lives are lost through this

Are you a public adjuster?

 

[CrzTyler]

Are you a public adjuster?

I have access to the best one in the state, they’re batting 1000 for me currently, and we handle a lot of claims.

I have them on a few extremely tough ones, we’ll see if the streak continues.

 

[dhal22]

I have access to the best one in the state, they’re batting 1000 for me currently, and we handle a lot of claims.

I have them on a few extremely tough ones, we’ll see if the streak continues.

I’m a plumbing contractor and refer a pretty good one occasionally. Never hurts to know of another.

 

[CrzTyler]

I’m a plumbing contractor and refer a pretty good one occasionally. Never hurts to know of another.

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