Weird Stuff you see at Wal-Mart

[linebacker]

I once saw a 350lb ratchet dressed in a t-shirt, no bra with boobs hanging under her arms, pj bottoms, dollar store bedroom slippers and hair that looked like a nest of rats were hidden in it. She had about 4 little sockets in tow who were yelling to one another down the aisles like they were at home. Big daddy boo pull handle was no where to be found.

 

[the_great_white]

who needs to go inside......just drive through the parking lot.

 

[10thmountain]

Agreed the parking lots are full of crazies.

 

[sniper22]

On Black Friday 2014 I somehow let my wife talk me into going with her to Walmart. There were two BIG women, each one in one of them electric cart jobs that are there for those who need one. These BIG OL WOMEN were at the jewelry counter ramming each other head on over and over, yellin and screamin back and forth at each other. I stood there watching along with about a gazillion other folks for about 10 minutes. When it was all over, Security came and escorted both women off to where ever they went. One of the motorized scooters had a loud whining noise when they left and the other one had a lobbing roll like one of the wheels was broken. Sadly I left my cell phone at home so I wouldn't have to worry about losing it or having it stolen.

True story, 2 years ago on black Friday, I went "bargain" shopping with lil mama. While we were there I decided that we were screwed and weren't going to get anything that they had on sale (sell,sail) that we wanted. Much to my surprise, with lil mama on my heals with a buggy, I noticed all the people (mostly trailer park) women fighting over stuff, leaving their almost full buggy unattended, with most of the stuff that we were there for in them. Well after a few minutes of observation, I decided to start start shopping, and got everything we wanted and even a few things that we didn't know we wanted.

 

[Tazz]

Good god almighty I know who you are talking about! Bald headed black guy! Always at either Ashley Park or the Walmart. My father trained at local gyms here, and new the guy and apparently he's some ex-mil guy gone Carrot Top. Lol.

Lmao! Yep, that's him.

 

[DinkyDau]

I once saw a 350lb ratchet dressed in a t-shirt, no bra with boobs hanging under her arms, pj bottoms, dollar store bedroom slippers and hair that looked like a nest of rats were hidden in it. She had about 4 little sockets in tow who were yelling to one another down the aisles like they were at home. Big daddy boo pull handle was no where to be found.

Damn, I just took my meds and clicked on this......Thanks now I will have Nightmares all night long, with this picture.

 

[letusbuyyourcar]

What makes me laugh is more than once I've been in a Walmart in Macon or Warner Robins and heard one of the pajama and bedroom slipper clad Obama supporters utter these words. " I hate dis' Walmart! It so ghetto."

 

[J P]

Years ago at the Walmart off of Deans Bridge Road in Augusta I made the mistake of going there after the sun had set. (Yes- anytime at that store is a mistake) I pulled up and low and behold- a parking spot at the very front. After shopping, the wife loaded up the little one in his car seat while I loaded the purchases in the back of the jeep, taking care to make sure they did not shift around on the ride back home.

I then noticed headlights on me but did not pay it any attention. Soon a horn blew. I still did not pay it any attention. Horn started blowing long. Wife asked who was blowing the horn. I said, "Certainly not at us." Horn continued to blow so I looked and saw silhouetted by the lights behind the vehicle a large (5x5) future Obama supporter.

I said, "They are blowing at us. They want this parking spot." So I went into granny mode. The wife asked me to hurry up but I told her that I was taking my time. She then reminded me that I had my wife and child in the car and to think about it. I thought about it and realized she was correct (smart girl) and finished my loading. I then, ever so obvious, looked around for a buggy holder (I know- so many do not know what those metal racks are in the parking lot) and put the buggy up. All the while, the 5x5 blocked the parking lot lane. I backed out very carefully because I sure did not want to come close to hitting that car.

If I had been by myself, I might would have just sat in the car and waited to see how long she would have stayed there. But then there is the common sense argument that you avoid situations, not enflame them. But I guess there is a rebellious side to me.

 

[the_great_white]

Years ago at the Walmart off of Deans Bridge Road in Augusta I made the mistake of going there after the sun had set. (Yes- anytime at that store is a mistake) I pulled up and low and behold- a parking spot at the very front. After shopping, the wife loaded up the little one in his car seat while I loaded the purchases in the back of the jeep, taking care to make sure they did not shift around on the ride back home.

I then noticed headlights on me but did not pay it any attention. Soon a horn blew. I still did not pay it any attention. Horn started blowing long. Wife asked who was blowing the horn. I said, "Certainly not at us." Horn continued to blow so I looked and saw silhouetted by the lights behind the vehicle a large (5x5) future Obama supporter.

I said, "They are blowing at us. They want this parking spot." So I went into granny mode. The wife asked me to hurry up but I told her that I was taking my time. She then reminded me that I had my wife and child in the car and to think about it. I thought about it and realized she was correct (smart girl) and finished my loading. I then, ever so obvious, looked around for a buggy holder (I know- so many do not know what those metal racks are in the parking lot) and put the buggy up. All the while, the 5x5 blocked the parking lot lane. I backed out very carefully because I sure did not want to come close to hitting that car.

If I had been by myself, I might would have just sat in the car and waited to see how long she would have stayed there. But then there is the common sense argument that you avoid situations, not enflame them. But I guess there is a rebellious side to me.

lol.....i would have gone back in the store

 

[Targetmaster]

I only go to Wally World at 3-4am when the trash is burglarizing stores that are closed. No lines and the parking lot is almost empty. The last time I shopped in day light was about two years ago. A 300lb beast bumped me twice with her cart while at the check out, I turned around and in a loud enough voice where they could hear 10 rows over, "Bump me one more time and I'll shove that cart up your fat azz". My wife thinks I'm too confrontational, but I think I just clearly state facts. She did back the cart about 10 feet and her eyes almost bulged out. PTSD does have it's good side