What am I so afraid of?

[Beerman]

Yeah, I wasn't gonna read 16 pages to see if it had already been said

LOL

 

[8675309]

Next time you see her, just unzip your pants and pull your wiener through the zipper slot. And then just start talking to her like normal. If she wants things to progress, it will at that moment.


Or you can pay her father 2 mules or 1 horse and just take her from there.

this is good advice.

 

[Hammerhead636]

Ask if she has a childless sister.

 

[thorshammer]

puppy love

 

[RdKill]

You know those big eastwing framing hammers with teeth? Whack your thumb as hard as you can right on the nail bed with one. If you can endure that pain, you might be ready for a relationship.