WHAT IS A FART

[Glorfindel]

 

[ARCman47]

My wife says she's suing me for spousal abuse if I fart one more time. What's a "butt-plug" ?

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[ARCman47]

Bkackberry Molasses is what abrams underwear smells like.

FTFY. Only real OGs will get dat ya heard

 

[Kahrnut]

 

[TRoland]

Air that comes out of my ass and straight up your nose

 

[WLhunter]

Deer camper rebellion

 

[ekb701]

A fart is a belch your mouth refused.

 

[The Old Jaybird]

When one of our boys was about 2 years old, he farted, and didn't know how to explain it other than, "Mommy, I burped from my bottom!!"

 

[EMC45]

I cut a fart so large this morning in bed when it was over I was suddenly hungry.

 

[BDR1]

One time I darted and it was so long that I believe if I had patted the gas a little, I would've drunk up and run