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WHAT IS A FART

My wife says she's suing me for spousal abuse if I fart one more time. What's a "butt-plug" ?

Got a fraternity brother whose nickname is "Nasty Lee". He has a digestive system with epic output, so much so that his own mother would not feed him eggs. She said, "you want eggs, go to the restaurant and buy them yourself."

His wife has said, "if I knew why you guys called him Nasty Lee in college, I never would have married him."
 
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