What useful skills do you have for after TSHTF?

[sewerman68]

You're the butcher or you're the cattle.

 

[oldmetlfan]

I don't know who you are. I don't know what you want.
If you are looking for ransom, I can tell you I don't have money.
But what I do have are a very particular set of skills, skills I have acquired over a very long career.
Skills that make me a nightmare for people like you.
If you just go away and leave me alone, that'll be the end of it.
I will not look for you, I will not pursue you.
But if you don't, I will look for you, I will find you, and I will kill you.
***
I can't tell you my skills, I'd have to terminate you immediately.
Wait, I guess I can. I can be an annoying pita when needed.

 

[Retread]

So, you're a British actor, Liam?

Here's a skill we could all use:
http://homedistiller.org/equip/designs/thumper

 

[poppy926]

I can chop wood and carry water. Have own ax and bucket...

 

[italian63]

Pros that are often said about me:

1) He lives vicariously through himself.

2) He once had an awkward moment, just to see how it feels.

3) His beard alone has experienced more than a lesser man’s entire body.

4) When it is raining, it is because he is thinking of something sad.

5) His shirts never wrinkle.

6) He is left-handed and right-handed.

7) If he were to mail a letter without postage, it would still get there.

8) The police often question him just because they find him interesting.

9) His blood smells like cologne.

10) On every continent in the world, there is a sandwich named after him. His hands feel like rich brown suede.

11) Cuba imports cigars from him. Mosquitos refuse to bite him purely out of respect. In museums, he is allowed to touch the art.

12) His business card simply says “I’ll call you.”

13) He has won the lifetime achievement award, twice.

14) If he were to punch you in the face, you would have to fight off the urge to thank him.

15) He bowls overhand.

16) He is fluent in all languages, including three that he only speaks.

17) He tips an astonishing 100%.

18) Once while sailing around the world, he discovered a short cut.

19) Panhandlers give him money.

20) He divorced his wife because he caught her littering.

21) His passport requires no photograph.

22) When he drives a new car off the lot, it increases in value.


Cons:

None that I am aware of. See above.

And he's known as "The Most Interesting Man In The World." You should write commercials.

BTW, I'm just catcing on to this thread late after missing the 10/24/14 meeting; any newer ones coming up?

 

[EducatedHelp]

BTW, I'm just catcing on to this thread late after missing the 10/24/14 meeting; any newer ones coming up?

YES - Next Thursday Evening; November 13, 2014 at 7:30 - location still to be determined somewhere along 400 north of 285 (any suggestions?)

 

[EducatedHelp]

Meeting this THURSDAY; November 13, 2014 at 7:30 PM at the Mellow Mushroom in Sandy Springs - out on the patio (reservation under "NAP Meetup")

6100 Roswell Rd NE
Sandy Springs, GA

The purpose of this meet and greet is to attempt to meet like minded people who have the same idea as you regarding what to do after the SHTF so that you can form a Mutual Assistance Group "MAG".

I plan on going to the Mountains in North Georgia or West North Carolina and will be looking for others that may want to purchase a large piece of property together to develop individually and as a group - or potentially buy property in a cluster individually. I know you cannot stay away 24/7/365 and know everything - a MAG is a way to work towards closing the gaps in knowledge, manpower and security.

I know there are others that want to go South or West - this offers an opportunity to meet each other with your goals as well!!!

 

[Survivor Johnny]

I'm over 45 but I can still make these... So I'm good for repopulation

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[EducatedHelp]

Congratulations!!! Very adorable baby.