My dad always says “she couldn’t carry a tune in a bucket”.
I’ve got to tell him “he’s got Van Gogh’s ear for music”
I’ve got to tell him “he’s got Van Gogh’s ear for music”
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When insults were great........
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Back in the early 60's or so, live on national television, Groucho Marx once had a guest on his show who claimed he had 18 children. When Groucho asked why he had so many children, the guest replied "I like children".
Groucho replied "I like my cigar too, but I take it out once in a while"
Groucho replied "I like my cigar too, but I take it out once in a while"
These are great. Not sure where I heard but, referring to an extra large gal, “ She casts a generous shadow.”
Just for the heck of it, I looked it up......corrected version below:
Back in the early 60's or so, live on national television, Groucho Marx once had a guest on his show who claimed he had 12 children. When Groucho asked why he had so many children, the guest replied "I love my wife".
Groucho replied "I love my cigar too, but I take it out once in a while"
Pretty witty
Never undertake the trade of lying if you're unsure about your memory - some famous guy
Reported……. I identify as ultra man.
Lady Astor "Oh, if you were my husband, I'd put poison in your tea."
"Madame," Winston Churchill responded, "if I were your husband, I'd drink it
with pleasure."
"You, Mr Churchill, are drunk."
"And you, Lady Astor, are ugly. But I shall be sober in the morning."
