When you just have to close the deal...

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I found this vintage Jackie Onassis jacket and matching pillbox hat at an auction recently and picked it up with a lot of other vintage clothing.
I had it advertised and this woman contacted me who was a big full-bodied Soul Sister and told me she needed a jacket that would fit a size 22.
It being a custom jacket I could not find any markings but I gave her roughly my height and weight and said to her what size would I be?
She told me I'm about a size 30.
I submitted these pictures to her so she could get an idea of how beautiful this is Jackie Onassis jacket with its matching mink stole and pillbox hat really is...

 

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Still not convinced of my Galleon efforts and wonderful display tactics she was hesitant to purchase the rather expensive Jackie O ensemble.
So I had to bring out the velvet hammer...

 

[Morgan]

Are you high?

 

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And that my friends is how you close a deal...

 

[BLIP]

Are you high?

Not even close and I no longer have an $85 jacket

 

[crippen]

Did it work?

 

[Morgan]

Just wondering, cause that's the EXACT outfit I wear when I'm doing booger sugar!

Not even close and I no longer have an $85 jacket

PS, nice jacket!

 

[BLIP]

Did it work?

Heck yeah it worked, how could you resist after giving a sales pitch like that?

 

[BillsCamino]

Copied and saved pics for future use.

 

[GeauxLSU]

Added to list of things I wish I never saw....