Why didn't y'all tell me about this invention?

[Egghead]

Or make a fine cup of tea,

Yum, earl gray.

 

[brutal]

Dishwasher safe.

She better not break it.

 

[brutal]

Is that a couch I see in the background?

 

[NewLeaf]

Most ppl. call it waterboarding...

That's the 3 hose outlet , this is the civilian version

 

[MacTavish]

There is a single nozzle version to cure blue waffles.