I recently found out how much Santa’s earn, and I was both shocked and impressed
I had a recruiter approach me to see if I was interested in doing the whole Santa thing because apparently I have "the look". By that I guess they mean fat, old and grey.He's making money to sit there drunk and hold puppies. Sign me up
I used to do some store photography (Christmas, Easter etc) and I know from experience just how horrible children really are.
I told him it wouldn't work because I ain't jolly and I don't like kids.