You are dropped off in Jurassic World: What are your 2 gun choices?

[LibertarianComrade]

OK OK, I know it's silly but it's kinda fun. Me and my buddy were talking about this a few days ago and it was more fun than the normal SHTF scenarios. I figured that y'all had the same warped since of fun that we do, so I'm throwing it out there. Here are the conditions:
You are in Jurassic Park/World for 1 week and must survive.
You are alone.
You have to carry what you have (No mounted guns, no mortars, etc.)
Cost isn't a factor (I understand 2000 rounds of 44mag would be outrageously expensive, but that is irrelevant for this scenario)
Nothing made up (No laser guns etc)


Alright guys, surprise me and make me laugh/think/cry! Feel free to justify your answers

 

[timbgtm]

Barrett 50 cal.

 

[dakota port]

scoped mosin nagant with a spam can of ammo (440 rounds) and a 357 magnum revolver with 40 rounds on speed strips

i would find a nice hiding place that i can seal up from the raptors and those carnivorous little 1 foot tall dinos

 

[LibertarianComrade]

I'll start us off.

Sidearm: Glock21 with a 460Rowland conversion. Extended mags (x5) and 200rnds of 460Rowland.

Main weapon: AR15 in .50beowolf. 6 mags, 500 rounds, and a 1x4 scope

 

[Kyzrsoze]

Well - dinosaurs are soulless creatures - so .45ACP would be useless.

 

[hikingthehills]

Barrett 50 cal.

And nothing smaller, maybe a SW 500 mag as a sidearm.

 

[GlockHead]

Smith&wesson 500 & Barrett 82A1

 

[wsbrown]

Some Glock fanboy is gonna say G19 and done...

 

[LibertarianComrade]

Dakota Port, I'm right there with you on the hiding spot. The little bastard would be the problem.

Timbgtm, A barrett? Seems heavy and slow...

 

[jjrock]

All you need is a Glock 43, duh!