You know who you are.....

[Dave1210]

 

[fattboyzz]

 

[Wayne 66]

LOL !!!!!!!!!!! We've ALL been there Guys . I know I have HEHEHE

 

[wozeyjales]

Must have only bought one this time.
Otherwise he'd be out washing her car.

 

[Trailrider]

My wife always picks up on when I'm being extra nice or doing extra chores around the house

She always says, "what did you do?"

 

[Miatadude]

That is me.

 

[THREEJAYS]

 

[MrJim]

You guys need separate accounts. My wife never says a thing. In fact if I leave it on the counter long enough she will put it away.

 

[Bypass]

You poor dumb bastards. Marriage is for suckers.

 

[Gaffer1968]

You poor dumb bastards. Marriage is for suckers.

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One day I was just sitting down in the basement at my computer just watching Youtubes and stuff and was kinda depressed. Wife came down and talked a bit and said that I seemed depressed and, "what's wrong."

I said, "Well.....do you remember back 20+ years ago your daddy caught us out real late and when I brought you home and he was sitting there on the porch, in the dark, with his shotgun?" She - "Yes, I remember."

"Remember what he said? We set a date real soon or he'd give me two choices - the shotgun or statutory rape and 20 years in prison?"

"Yeah, I remember... Everything turned out okay.....WHY are you so depressed?"

"Well.......I woulda got out of prison today........." BLAMMMM......