you see a snake in your tile kitchen floor

[dakota port]

you walk into your kitchen in the afternoon and see a black snake on your tile floor giving birth, upstairs you have 12 gauge shotgun(which you have to go about 50+feet to get), at your side you have a 45 acp 1911, there isn't a door separating your kitchen from your living room.

what do you do?

 

[offbeat404]

dual wield that sumabeech

 

[DinkyDau]

Pick it up and let it out!! DD

 

[forrestGUMP15]

 

[Ken Ford]

Guide the snake out if your house and let them live so that they can keep your rodent population down. She probably would not be there anyway unless there was a food source available.

 

[white]

Is the snake armed. If not im not shooting up the floor, the honey do list is already to long

 

[GAAREDSTATE]

Ask your wife for your balls back for a second. Be a MAN! Not a Chicken ****! Pick it up and let it go in your back yard!

 

[LewisBrookshire]

If its Black then I pick it up and put it outside.

 

[BackWoods]

Grab a broom and scoot the snake out of the house. This way you'll save an assload of $ on not having to redo drywall and tile from buckshot and .45 slugs...

 

[rOmiLaYu]

Whip out my cell phone and repeat loudly over and over "Am I being detained?!"