you see a snake in your tile kitchen floor

[oldford]

Whip out my cell phone and repeat loudly over and over "Am I being detained?!"

No one else thinks that's funny?
Guess no one knows their rights

 

[T-Roy]

No one else thinks that's funny?
Guess no one knows their rights

I literally laughed out loud

 

[ARCman47]

No one else thinks that's funny?
Guess no one knows their rights

No we are all a bunch of LEO haters on here or at least that's what i heard

 

[rOmiLaYu]

No we are all a bunch of LEO haters on here or at least that's what i heard

Apparently I'm a panhandler now....oddly enough, though, I have zero recollection of receiving fire from chucklenut.

 

[ARCman47]

Apparently I'm a panhandler now....oddly enough, though, I have zero recollection of receiving fire from chucklenut.

LMAO!!!!!!!!!!!! I just peed a little. I swear i did

 

[talkstosquirrels]

Dude. It's not like it's a mountain lion or a wolf or something. Ya it sounds like a really weird thing to visually walk in on but tear up your tile floor from some squiglly barstard? Im going with "Pick it up and let it out!!" From DD. You could always scream, hop on top of the counter and frantically call 911.

 

[Spinks]

Burn the house down. Are there any other options?

 

[Shovelhead]

If I see a snake on my kitchen floor.... I'm thinking I picked a Hell of a day to quit drinking........

 

[offbeat404]

Whip out my cell phone and repeat loudly over and over "Am I being detained?!"

 

[Ken Ford]

No we are all a bunch of LEO haters on here or at least that's what i heard

Hey... Hey... HEY! Watch it now... LOL