Your Useless Cat Can Be Helpful

[BH-ATL]

You don't have an attack cat guarding your house?

Super Cat' saves boy from dog attack in California - BBC News​

 

[Dice]

If they know they're being helpful then that's all out the window.....

EXACTLY!

 

[imawoodsman]

Gotta check that out.
I could have a Tactical Punkin!

 

[Targetmaster]

Don't need a Cat when you have a Tactical Wiener

 

[Tillybell]

Got to be photoshopped.. ain’t no cat standing still for that.

Our cat Special Ed would actually stand still for that. Then he'd lay down and cry until we took it off of him.

 

[Scoutmaster17]

I think it works out pretty good since most cats have a built in ninja factor when it comes to hiding and jumping out of nowhere. I swear I had a cat that could teleport out of thin air when it was dinner time

 

[lostchild]

You don't have an attack cat guarding your house?

Super Cat' saves boy from dog attack in California - BBC News​

Had a buddy had an attack cat. Big ol’ gray tom named Bugsy.
Cat normally slept under the old wooden rocker my buddy sat in. If you came into the house, the cat would come out from under the chair in a low crawl, growling. If owner did not call him off with a “Bugsy, OK” the cat would attack with claws and teeth.
Buddy had take his garbage cans out to street after cat bailed off the second floor porch onto the garbage man and ripped up his back.
Many cats bring dead small animals up and lay them on the porch as gifts. Bugsy brought full grown raccoons and possums. Once brought a mother raccoon and full litter of kits.
A neighbor’s shepherd once came into the yard and “attacked” Bugsy. I forget how many stitches the dog needed.
He finally succumbed, whether from disease or old age, I don’t know.
RIP Bugsy.

 

[Horsehat]

A disposable ammo caddy.

 

[41mag]

Had a buddy had an attack cat. Big ol’ gray tom named Bugsy.
Cat normally slept under the old wooden rocker my buddy sat in. If you came into the house, the cat would come out from under the chair in a low crawl, growling. If owner did not call him off with a “Bugsy, OK” the cat would attack with claws and teeth.
Buddy had take his garbage cans out to street after cat bailed off the second floor porch onto the garbage man and ripped up his back.
Many cats bring dead small animals up and lay them on the porch as gifts. Bugsy brought full grown raccoons and possums. Once brought a mother raccoon and full litter of kits.
A neighbor’s shepherd once came into the yard and “attacked” Bugsy. I forget how many stitches the dog needed.
He finally succumbed, whether from disease or old age, I don’t know.
RIP Bugsy.

Sounds like a rescue cat i had. He was found being tossed around by two shepherds, half dead, all chewed up….took him to my vet and she was helpful on helping me rehab it.
But it was mean as hell when he got healthy. Cant really blame him. lol.

 

[GeauxLSU]

Tac-cat.
One of many "almost" great ideas.