Back when cell phones were first showing up (I know.. I'm old as dirt) I walked into a two holer to piss. A guy in the stall says " ..hell yeah I'll do it" ... Bought pissed down my leg gettin outa there.
Since someone mentioned a Vega I'll have to tell you this story. Mid 1970s.. I'm heading down Ponce de Leon to a class when this douchebag made a left turn in front of me. Missing him I hit a pole totaling the car. Fortunately a young lady walking along the road witnessed the wreck. She was...
'minds me of the time I went to show my son in law 'bought shootin steel...bough 20 yards off. an since my ol sks was handy I pulled her out. Well as you might guess I didn't think about the cheap steel core ammo I'd loaded. Near everyone on that porch learned about frag that day, fortunately...