A lesson in how to make your wife angry!

[Just Plain Bill]

Me: Honey, how is paying for a hooker and buying a sandwich related?

Her: I don't know.

Me: Both purchases could have been avoided if the wife had just done her job.

And then she got mad!

 

[Diligent]

I don't need any lessons on this topic!

 

[greg vess]

Actually after being married for an extended amount of time, just wake up the next morning and she is pissed you are still alive!

 

[Whetstone]

Me: Honey, how is paying for a hooker and buying a sandwich related?

Her: I don't know.

Me: Both purchases could have been avoided if the wife had just done her job.

And then she got mad!

Man, you’re just looking for it……..

 

[41mag]

Yeah…no thanks ! I value my nuts and life too much !! Lol

 

[Gunanddoglover]

Actually after being married for an extended amount of time, just wake up thr next morning and she is pissed you always still alive!

Greg, we have found common ground.

 

[greg vess]

I have been married twice. The first had an affair and thought we could remain together while she was still boinking her lover. The second was for 20 years. I never knew how vindictive and mean a woman could be. You could tell she was trying to push my buttons to get me angry. I just held my temper for the benefit of the children. Should would kiss the kids and dogs goodnight and then walk up stairs and not even acknowledge my presence. That was one of the nicer things she did. When she ask for a divorce I told her I that is what she wants then who am I to stop her. I had held my composer long enough. I didn't loose my cool J simply explained to the kids the situation and granted her request. This I will tell you. When I packed up the U-haul trailer behind my truck, put the last item in and closed it up I told the boys I would stay in touch and visit as often as I could. I jumped in the truck and smiled like a wine-o with a 20 dollar bill all the way to Virginia. When you absolutely loath the second she walks through the door, it is time brother. My conscious is clear!

 

[lostchild]

In response to the thread title, after 52 years of marriage to three different women, I would say waking them up in the middle of the night with your raging boner will do the job.

 

[Goosebuster]

Today is my anniversary, im going to use this line on my wife as soon as she gets home!

 

[41mag]

Today is my anniversary, im going to use this line on my wife as soon as she gets home!

Let us know how that goes