Buddy of mine just spent a week in Fayette county jail....

[Hogdaddy]

I had to go recently for beating a jackwagon with an aluminum softball bat after he stole 2 guns from my house. Sad times when a thief gets caught red handed, gets his arse took to the train station via the wood shed, receives a good beating and in the end is not the one to get the worst charge. 1 or 2 too many swings is what the officer said. I told him to ask that dude if he ever plans on breaking into anyone's home again. The thief said "never. Absolutely not".
On a funny note my youngest daughter told me she needed a new softball bat because this one was "dead". I told her it has a few more swings left in it.

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How long after he stole the guns did you throw the beating on him?

 

[Red Squirrel 556]

Dude was 33, 6'5" and about 250 lbs. I'm 54, 6' and 250lbs. I used my AARP softball bat coupon

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Thats why you didnt pass go and went straight to jail.

 

[murphranch]

How long after he stole the guns did you throw the beating on him?

Just before he was leaving my garage.


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[BLIP]

I had to go recently for beating a jackwagon with an aluminum softball bat after he stole 2 guns from my house. Sad times when a thief gets caught red handed, gets his arse took to the train station via the wood shed, receives a good beating and in the end is not the one to get the worst charge. 1 or 2 too many swings is what the officer said. I told him to ask that dude if he ever plans on breaking into anyone's home again. The thief said "never. Absolutely not".
On a funny note my youngest daughter told me she needed a new softball bat because this one was "dead". I told her it has a few more swings left in it.

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In for his mug shot.

 

[BIKER13]

Just before he was leaving my garage.


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maybe it would have gone better if he never left the garage

 

[BLIP]

Somebody called the po po?

 

[Just Plain Bill]

To you ndaa it's just jail.
To us ndee it's hell on earth.

If that's confusing to you I apologize but I've had a drink of devil water and I'm in a mood!

 

[boinky]

No means no and yes means anal it what it should read.

 

[OttoMan]

I am in. Yay, someone revived this thread….

 

[BDR1]

In todays no bail and no punishment environment. Why call the police?

Exactly right.. 911 has been blocked on our phones