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Calling the legal beagles

Start singing the national anthem, then before they can start speaking say the pledge of allegiance and draw out the justice for all and under God part, then follow up with the battle hymn of the Republic. Then of course the rifleman's creed. This all of course with your armidillo helmet on...
 
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Start singing the national anthem, then before they can start speaking say the pledge of allegiance and draw out the justice for all and under God part, then follow up with the battle hymn of the Republic. Then of course the rifleman's creed. This all of course with your armidillo helmet on...

Shortly followed by arrest and charge for "Impeding an investigation", "Disrespect to a Federal official", "Disorderly conduct", "Resisting arrest", maybe even "Assault of a LEO" if they didn't like your singing voice. Go straight to jail, do not pass go and be prepared to spend your life-savings on your legal defense even if you win.

Now they get to search your premises all they want and who knows what they will "discover" there.
 
Keep changing the conversation asking them about their sex life and telling them about all of your recent bowel movements. Ask them on the bristol chart where do they stand? Make them uncomfortable. If there is no warrant just stand there derailing the conversation then politely shut the door and call an attorney.
 
Shortly followed by arrest and charge for "Impeding an investigation", "Disrespect to a Federal official", "Disorderly conduct", "Resisting arrest", maybe even "Assault of a LEO" if they didn't like your singing voice. Go straight to jail, do not pass go and be prepared to spend your life-savings on your legal defense even if you win.

Now they get to search your premises all they want and who knows what they will "discover" there.
not sure if my sarcasm went through lol but that is true alot of folks get heavy into stacking charges...
 
Shortly followed by arrest and charge for "Impeding an investigation", "Disrespect to a Federal official", "Disorderly conduct", "Resisting arrest", maybe even "Assault of a LEO" if they didn't like your singing voice. Go straight to jail, do not pass go and be prepared to spend your life-savings on your legal defense even if you win.

Now they get to search your premises all they want and who knows what they will "discover" there.
Plus they'll seize all your Weapons and even If you were to win in Court, it would take another 20yrs in Court to get all your weapons back and by then they will have Lost, Destroyed or Stolen them for themselves. Lose / Lose either way.
 
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