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Cheese Balls
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Eat them with chopsticks
A man goes to his doctor and is very upset.
Man: Doc I think something is very wrong!
Doc: What do you mean.
Man: It, it is my penis...
Doc: Your penis?
Man: Yes, every morning I wake up and it is bright orange!
Doc: Does it hurt? do you have a discharge?
Man: No, no. It turns back to the regular color but the next morning it is orange again, can you help me?
Doc: Hmmm, let see, so in the morning... tell me what do you usually do at night?
Man: Oh the usual, I sit around and eat cheetos and watch porn...
Man: Doc I think something is very wrong!
Doc: What do you mean.
Man: It, it is my penis...
Doc: Your penis?
Man: Yes, every morning I wake up and it is bright orange!
Doc: Does it hurt? do you have a discharge?
Man: No, no. It turns back to the regular color but the next morning it is orange again, can you help me?
Doc: Hmmm, let see, so in the morning... tell me what do you usually do at night?
Man: Oh the usual, I sit around and eat cheetos and watch porn...
I had a buddy in college that loved cheese balls and beer.
He used to poor his beer into the cheese barrel to eat them when he got drunk.
He used to save money on beer by buying Nattie Light.
He bought a 24 pack every 2/4 days, depending on when he ran out.
Never had a long term girlfriend till senior year.
The girl he started dating end of junior year was "allergic" to something in the cheese powder.
He lost a lot of weight his senior year and saved a ton of money in the process!
We both graduated the same year.
Saw him a year or so later and asked him what he did with all of his savings.
He told me, "Got married & had a kid"!
So I said with a somewhat straight face "So no more Balls 'n' Beer", eh?
He responded "Yep"
He used to poor his beer into the cheese barrel to eat them when he got drunk.
He used to save money on beer by buying Nattie Light.
He bought a 24 pack every 2/4 days, depending on when he ran out.
Never had a long term girlfriend till senior year.
The girl he started dating end of junior year was "allergic" to something in the cheese powder.
He lost a lot of weight his senior year and saved a ton of money in the process!
We both graduated the same year.
Saw him a year or so later and asked him what he did with all of his savings.
He told me, "Got married & had a kid"!
So I said with a somewhat straight face "So no more Balls 'n' Beer", eh?
He responded "Yep"
Thats a receipt for ****ting your pants with a firework show at the end with the jalapeno's!!
