College Football Jokes

[MacTavish]

What do you say to a Michigan State University
football player dressed in a three-piece suit? "
"Will the defendant please rise."


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[strider12]

I don't have a joke but a friend that's a Harvard alum asked me how many people I had to shoot to graduate U Miami.

 

[Fatal_Bert]

UGA






















That's it. That's the joke.

 

[WWG]

What do you say to a Michigan State University
football player dressed in a three-piece suit? "
"Will the defendant please rise."


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You could say that about any school, they're all full of thugs

 

[Bellman2]

My brother , a Bama fan, went to an Auburn game.............Said it felt like he was the only straight in a gay bar. Just a joke AU.........ROOOOOOL TIDE

 

[Hotdiggitydog]

What has 10 legs, weigh 1500 pounds and goes "ho-de-do,- ho-de-do?"

5 football players running for the elevator.

HDD

 

[Paynefree]

How do you get a bulldog off your front porch? ...pay him for the pizza!

 

[Hornet]

Do you know why Steve Spurrier wears a visor?




Wait for it...




Wait for it...





To hide the circumcision marks :-)


...as told to me by an Episcopalian Priest before a UT/FLA game.

 

[LMK]

How do you get a bulldog off your front porch? ...pay him for the pizza!

Now that made me Laugh and cry. Dang funny

 

[sparked1]

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