College Football Jokes

[mikey357]

Why did Tennessee choose orange?

So their fans can wear it to the game on Saturday, deer hunting on Sunday, and to pick up trash on the side of the highway on Monday.

...and remember, NOTHING SUCKS like a BIG ORANGE! LOL!....mikey357

 

[user 71]

How do you keep Florida players off your lawn?

Put out some orange pylons.

 

[jwk1340]

Why do war eagle, bulldog, tiger and vol. fans all run to their stadiums when the severe weather alarm sounds?



Because nothing ever touches down there!

ROLL TIDE!!!!!

 

[armedplinkster89]

Why did Tennessee choose orange?

So their fans can wear it to the game on Saturday, deer hunting on Sunday, and to pick up trash on the side of the highway on Monday.

I've heard this one before and it's funny as hell

 

[armedplinkster89]

What is the difference between Steve Spurrier and God?


God don't think he's Steve Spurrier.

 

[hseII]

What does a Georgia Tech cheerleader put behind her ears to make herself more attractive to men? Her ankles.

LMFAO

 

[Springfield 1911]

Why do war eagle, bulldog, tiger and vol. fans all run to their stadiums when the severe weather alarm sounds?



Because nothing ever touches down there!

ROLL TIDE!!!!!

Whamp, whamp, waaaahhhhmmph. Can't wait to see ya'll in the Iron Bowl.

 

[Springfield 1911]

What is the first thing that an Alabama grad hears from his boss on his first job? Here is your apron and hat and remember to ask if they want fries.