Conversation I had at Academy Sports & Outdoors last Saturday...

[DixieDoug]

Did you bow and apologize? Oh wait, you're not the president.....

 

[rnfarley]

Did you bow and apologize? Oh wait, you're not the president.....

Ha!

 

[timbgtm]

lol.

 

[GaMudd]

A bloody guy buying a cooler is a little more daunting than a bloody guy buying jelly beans...I should've included that in the original post.

Nope. Have to disagree here. I think a bloody guy buying jelly beans would be way more daunting.

 

[Trout Slayer]

A bloody guy buying a cooler is a little more daunting than a bloody guy buying jelly beans...I should've included that in the original post.

This changes everything. Hahaha

 

[robster31316]

So was the dead deer in the back of the truck in the parking lot, while you were inside shopping? I love the looks I get at work when people see all the blood left in the bed after I have taken a deer..

 

[ARCman47]

Was she at least Hot?

This followed by my next correction in bold..

I guess chickens and pigs are ugly and stinky too.

You should have taken the gloves off, put your hand on her shoulder, and said, "I really like eating pretty things." And then winked at her and sniffed her hair with a crazy smile on your face.

What a dummy.

 

[rnfarley]

So was the dead deer in the back of the truck in the parking lot, while you were inside shopping? I love the looks I get at work when people see all the blood left in the bed after I have taken a deer..

absolutely, laid open of course for airflow.

 

[erkinator]

I always answer the you shot Bambi comment with : No I shot his Daddy and he was tasty,usually shuts them up.

 

[chucklenut]

you know what else is pretty

cooked bacon