Country Sayin's.

[JOKER]

How are you doing today ? "If I was any better I might blow up and good $h-t would go everywhere!"

 

[strokin99]

Math question, Do you know how to do your gazintas, 4 gazintas 12 3 times

 

[strokin99]

Tickle your inners

 

[JOKER]

As hungry as a termite in a steel building

 

[JOKER]

"I'm so hungry, my stomach is knawing on my backbone!"

 

[JOKER]

"His ears are so big, he looks like a taxicab with the doors open!"

 

[JOKER]

"I'm full as a tick"

 

[Big Belly J]

"never corner nuthin meaner than you"

 

[Big Belly J]

"hes studyin to be a half-wit"

 

[JOKER]

I'm so hungry I could eat the the northern end of a south bound cow!