Dads wisdom...

[geezer]

BD got me thinking, I know some of you guys are without your Dad, and I'm sorry for you. I still have mine(81) and still get to spend time with him often. My dad is a bigger smart ass than I am, and has rattled off some unfriendly words of wisdom at times...What are some things your Dad has said that stuck with you? My Dad once said to me "Boy, if I could buy you for what you're actually worth, and sell you for what you think you're worth, I could retire now".....

 

[Nonliberal]

"You can beat on that thing for a hundred years and it ain't gonna do nothing but get bigger and better"

 

[geezer]

"Don't use that thing all up on one girl"

 

[oldtom]

Just because it sticks out in front of you doesn't mean you're supposed to follow it around

 

[Just Plain Bill]

Marry a good cook. Sex will get old but you'll always be hungry!

But the one I learned and use all the time that has saved me a ton of trouble. "Boy, if you ain't got time to do it right when will you find time to do it over!"

 

[wildbill1973z28]

BD got me thinking, I know some of you guys are without your Dad, and I'm sorry for you. I still have mine(81) and still get to spend time with him often. My dad is a bigger smart ass than I am, and has rattled off some unfriendly words of wisdom at times...What are some things your Dad has said that stuck with you? My Dad once said to me "Boy, if I could buy you for what you're actually worth, and sell you for what you think you're worth, I could retire now".....

It’s your mouth son! U can haul coal in it if u want!Dad been gone 13 years now!

 

[Just1more]

“If those shorts were any shorter, she would have an extra set of lips to paint and an extra set of cheeks to powder”

 

[Granite3]

Son, if brains were dynamite, he would not have enough to blow his nose!

Just because you can doesn't mean you should.

Nothing good ever happens after midnight.

As my good buddy Clint Eastwood said, a mans got to know his limitations.

You don't need to brag son, your work will speak for itself.

A working man does not need a coat.

Lost him way too early in 1988........

 

[BillsCamino]

"No women in hunting camp. If 'ya can't do without it, stay home. "
Dad passed in 1987 at 57

 

[hamburglar3]

"not every question deserves an answer"

"all people bring joy to this house...some when they enter and some when they leave"