Damn, almost 47 and I'm crying like a baby over here

[3clicks_Off]

You have fugly toes and they are hairy

girrrrrl... them Purdy feet get me laid around these parts

 

[DinkyDau]

I do the hot needle trick..Works like a charm

 

[DinkyDau]

girrrrrl... them Purdy feet get me laid around these parts

I did not know you were in Prison!

 

[Deleted member 39693]

* WARNING * You are cutting your toenails SO short, you might have problems later, with IN-GROWN Toenails.
Talk to your podiatrist, as mine told me that.


Those are painful. Couple doctors over a 4+ year period of time and Boone can fix myn. Removed nail. Removed wedges. Removed nail bed. Killed root. I have it cut out every 3 months
I will accept the task and prescribe "Good Bourbon" to help you forget about the pain.


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[3clicks_Off]

Take a small drill bit or sharp knife tip and drill a hole in the nail.It will relieve the pressure if there is alot of blood under it.

About to do that when the liquid pain killer kicks in. I actually use a hot needle but have drilled a many.

 

[Deleted member 39693]

Oh Jeeze suck it up Sally!! Get a bottle of 101 Wild Turkey and the hammer..With said hammer hit the other toe, your first encounter, will be temporarily forgotten..Your Welcome Carry On!..

Finally a real man

 

[BIKER13]

I can fix that with a ball peen hammer

 

[Deleted member 39693]

girrrrrl... them Purdy feet get me laid around these parts

@fast306stang has some weird foot toe fetish. Fo real

 

[3clicks_Off]

I knocked this POS statue off a table and my ninja skills did NOT kick in.

 

[kimchee45]

Speaking with lots of experience with broken bones, a damn broke big toe is right up there with broke ribs.

Someone please come knock me out with a hammer.... THIS THROBBING IS KILLING ME!
pm for address, I have a 4# blacksmith hammer.
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It is always thus, when you are in pain ...
Kind loving friends and associates always offer the tenderest comments they can think of !

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