Damn, almost 47 and I'm crying like a baby over here

[3clicks_Off]

Speaking with lots of experience with broken bones, a damn broke big toe is right up there with broke ribs.

Someone please come knock me out with a hammer.... THIS THROBBING IS KILLING ME!
pm for address, I have a 4# blacksmith hammer.

 

[BNB]

Ill take you around back and kick you in the nutz,youll forget all about that toe.Lacing up the steel toes now pm on the way...

 

[Torn]

Ice it, keep it elevated and Ibuprofen if you have any. Hurts like hell I know.

 

[savannahboy]

Is that 4# hammer what fell on your toe? That looks hurty. Get some ice on that !!

 

[Deleted member 39693]

You have fugly toes and they are hairy

 

[BillsCamino]

Wimp...LOL...

 

[3clicks_Off]

Ice it, keep it elevated and Ibuprofen if you have any. Hurts like hell I know.

Redneck ice pack already on it.

 

[BNB]

Take a small drill bit or sharp knife tip and drill a hole in the nail.It will relieve the pressure if there is alot of blood under it.

 

[kimchee45]

Speaking with lots of experience with broken bones, a damn broke big toe is right up there with broke ribs.

Someone please come knock me out with a hammer.... THIS THROBBING IS KILLING ME!
pm for address, I have a 4# blacksmith hammer.
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* WARNING * You are cutting your toenails SO short, you might have problems later, with IN-GROWN Toenails.
Talk to your podiatrist, as mine told me that.

I will accept the task and prescribe "Good Bourbon" to help you forget about the pain.


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[DinkyDau]

Oh Jeeze suck it up Sally!! Get a bottle of 101 Wild Turkey and the hammer..With said hammer hit the other toe, your first encounter, will be temporarily forgotten..Your Welcome Carry On!..