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Do Sasquatches hibernate?

Georgia sasquatches hibernate during the week only to emerge of Friday and Saturday nights in the College Park area. Their breeding ground is the low income taxpayer subsidized housing projects. I spent 28 years trying to educate the offspring of sasquatches.
 
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People see more Squatches in the summer because less people get drunk outside in the winter.

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And I boned a squatch once
 
Those numbers do no accurately represent to number of Sasquatches spotted flying the millennial falcon during the release of the only 3 Star Wars movies that didn't make me puke. I still need a smiley that's puking. If they hibernate, wouldn't that mean there would be no sightings in the winter?
 
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