Does anybody know where Derek is? We need to find Derek......

[Stampede]

I am not Derek....

Bought a used phone off ebay to have as a cheap spare and all of the text messages were not deleted.

Does anybody know where we can find Derek?

 

[the_great_white]

He fainted after finding out his girlfriend gave him "somethin" in that second message...😆😆😆

 

[41mag]

I bet it’s the two bumps on her Vijay jay that is turned him silent

 

[Just1more]

Morale of the story is don’t sleep with homeless people in the laundry room?

 

[imawoodsman]

Derek has a PROBLEM!
Somebody find DEREK.

 

[basstracker89]

I am not Derek....

Bought a used phone off ebay to have as a cheap spare and all of the text messages were not deleted.

Does anybody know where we can find Derek?

LOL..

 

[mattp38]

Please tell me there's more!!

 

[Stampede]

Please tell me there's more!!

 

[fattboyzz]

 

[GFB]

He saw those messages and just kept driving past his apartment on the way home. Derek tossed the phone out the window and got on the highway, ready to start a new life somewhere else, far away.