Does this piss you off?

[reklawd]

Mythbusters did a test on this (Episode is called Down and Dirty). The first stall is the cleanest.

https://mythresults.com/down-dirty-earthquake-survival (second result on page)

They didn't test the balls dropping in the water though.

 

[fast306stang]

I don't have THAT problem, what I ABSOLUTELY CANNOT stand is when your dick hits the front of the toilet where every other mother ****er's dick has hit before you...I wanna PUKE anytime that happens...

 

[Bonecollector]

Just throw everything over your shoulder and you’ll be fine.

 

[palmettomoon]

Saw a cashew encrusted regulation soft ball sized turd in a toilet in Rio airport. No way was that going to flush down the tennis ball sized hole. It's probably still there, churning around whenever someone tries to flush it.

 

[fast306stang]

Saw a cashew encrusted regulation soft ball sized turd in a toilet in Rio airport. No way was that going to flush down the tennis ball sized hole. It's probably still there, churning around whenever someone tries to flush it.

 

[PA4476]

Do the Mexican port-a-potty trick: stand on the seat, squat, and **** on everything, including the back wall.

This is an actual sign in a restroom in Yellowstone National Park.

 

[Brent1967]

I check under the seat and allways give a pre-dump flush at the hunting club cause them black widows like to set up shop in the bathroom. This is a pretty big inconvenience considering the cooking that you eat there and 2 cups of coffee before you hit the woods. Its a dangerous game with steep consequences

 

[crowbusterL579]

Always wear a ball guard in public restrooms!

 

[lostchild]

I don't have THAT problem, what I ABSOLUTELY CANNOT stand is when your dick hits the front of the toilet where every other mother ****er's dick has hit before you...I wanna PUKE anytime that happens...

Dicks are like dogs, they like to sniff and see who else has been there.
Just rip off a short run of tp and drape it over the rim. Works wonders for peace of mind.

 

[Plinker66]

Back in the 70s when my sister and I were kids one time she ran inside our family’s cabin to pee after a long car ride and she sat down on a toilet that had a big dead muskrat floating in it. She didn’t notice it until she was finishing up. Her scream was one of the loudest I’ve ever heard.