Don't They Though!

[emptyMAGS]

Can a feller git a amen?

If I take the trouble to make sure it's up when I pee, why can't they make sure it's down before they squat?

Seems super simple to me but hell, all my girlfriends stay mad at me so what do I know?

They're mad at you because your aim is off...

 

[basstracker89]

We just can't win.....

 

[Falcon1]

I just shut the toilet completely every time I’m done with any business. Makes it the same for whoever is next gotta lift up something.

 

[greg vess]

Oh no! A woman is to uppity to wipe a toilet seat. It's us men that have to prepare the seat for them.

 

[Triptones]

We just can't win.....

^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^Bingo^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^

 

[Granite3]

Wife got HOT at me after the first time she squatted with no seat down at MY house while we were dating....

Very reasonably explained to her that if I raised it to pee, so the seat stayed dry, she could place it in the horizontal position for her business.

After about 30 seconds of mental agility, she agreed. Does complain about the errant spurt off target after sex now and again....

 

[Dennis7182]

Complaining about that errant spurt doesn’t happen enough at my house.

 

[emptyMAGS]

Complaining about that errant spurt doesn’t happen enough at my house.

Ah yes. In the beginning, times were good and poon was plentiful... But now a drought has swept the land...

 

[hjblwme]

Well you know who never had to worry about up or down, the Odumbo’s. They both wanted it up.


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[palmettomoon]

.....Very reasonably explained to her that if I raised it to pee, so the seat stayed dry, she could place it in the horizontal position for her business...